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Guides by Lance Parcell of Gen X JarHead Travels on Disney, cruises, and all-inclusive resorts.
I came to Edinburgh for an experience I had dreamed about for nearly 30 years. What I didn’t expect was how quickly the city itself would give me so many reasons to come back.
By Lance Parcell · September 2, 2026
Glacier Bay access, itinerary routing, and excursion timing are easy to get wrong from a brochure. What an Alaska-based advisor checks — at no extra cost to you.
By Lance Parcell · August 23, 2026
What an all-inclusive resort rate actually covers, what still costs extra, and which brands truly include everything — from a travel advisor who vets them.
Cruise fares are not all-inclusive: gratuities, drinks, wifi, specialty dining, and excursions all cost extra. Here's what's included and how to budget the real total.
Not all cruise lines are created equal. Discover what makes each one unique and learn how to choose the cruise that best matches your travel style, budget, and vacation goals.
By Lance Parcell · July 21, 2026
Most people assume a travel advisor is a markup. Here's how the commission structure actually works.
By Lance Parcell · July 6, 2026
Cruise or all-inclusive resort? The honest comparison: real total cost after gratuities and upsells, who each one fits, big groups, toddlers, honeymoons. From a travel advisor, not a brochure.
Inside Passage vs. Gulf of Alaska, and why the 'best' itinerary depends entirely on what you actually want to see.
You don't need a spreadsheet and a countdown app to have a great trip. Here's the short version of what actually matters.
